Holding hands gives you STDs. Trust me, I’m a doctor
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
(Source: surf4ces, via laughter-lin3s)
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why are so many people touching me
This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night
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anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
(Source: javaddward, via negro-pleaase)
